Re: So, this bloke walks into a greengrocer's ...

[morgan gangwere <0 dot fractalus at gmail dot com>]

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Bobby McNulty wrote:
> morgan gangwere wrote:
> Corinna Vinschen wrote:
>  
>>>> On May 31 15:07, Dave Korn wrote:
>>>>    
>>>>> ... and asks the grocer for a pound of potatoes and half-a-dozen
>>>>> neutrons.
>>>>>
>>>>>   "Certainly sir, here you are" says the grocer, wrapping them up
>>>>> and passing
>>>>> them over.
>>>>>
>>>>>   "How much do I owe you?" asks the bloke.
>>>>>
>>>>>   "For the potatoes, twenty pence".
>>>>>
>>>>>   "And for the neutrons?"
>>>>>
>>>>> [...cliffhanger and advertising removed...]
>>>>>
>>>>>   "No charge".
>>>>>       
>>>> "This bloke"?  Did you mean This Guy(*) by any chance?  I just hope
>>>> it wasn't That Guy(**) because that would spoil the whole joke.
>>>> OTOH, if it really was This Bloke, you owe us some explanations(***)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Corinna
>>>>
>>>> (*)   http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/This_guy
>>>> (**)  http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/That_guy
>>>> (***) http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/This_bloke
>>>>
>>>>     
> 
> so this guy and that guy walk into that bar and this bloke says "dont do
> that!"
> 
> sheesh
> 
> we cover all our bases, or does this guy have to handle it for us? -->
> http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b5/Exploding-head.gif
> 
>>

> Funny. I like that.
> -

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> Subject: New CV [https MouseRoad dot com]
> x-funnyness-level: 9
> [snip]
> So a couple of hunters from New Jersey are out in the woods when suddenly one of them falls over.  The second guy checks his friend's pulse, then panics and calls 911 on his cell phone: "Help, I think my friend's dead!"
> 
> The 911 operator says, "OK sir, try and remain calm.  First, make sure he's actually dead."
> 
> There is a silence, then a gunshot.  Then the guy is back on the phone: "OK, now what?"
> 
> Bennett



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